Student: "Miss, why don't you have any kids?"
Me: "I don't want any."
Student: "But you should have one. Have at least one."
Me: "Why? I have like... forty of you. What do I need another one for?"
Student: "No, Miss, you should have one of your own. Just one to try."
Me: "You don't get to try having kids. Once you have one, you're pretty much stuck with it. Plus I'd have to take care of it. That sounds like a lot of work."
Student: *pause*
"Fabian can babysit."
Fabian is a twenty-year-old male student who just got volun-told to babysit my non-existent children.
Good luck. Even I'm afraid of those little monsters.
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